🥳 Happy Birthday, Mama! 🥳
And just like that, the long weekend is over!
We went rock climbing for Dee’s birthday and I realized, I’ve had enough. I forgot I was afraid of heights until I was high enough to remember. WTF!!! For some reason, I thought my fear wouldn’t apply to indoor rock climbing. Duh! BTW: Concrete burns hurt worse than carpet ones.
I can be the highest in the room but not like that!
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I am Sam. I like my wine chilled, my steak medium rare, and my men hard. Hello!
I don’t know where my ideal guy is. If in the next six months, I don’t find someone suitable, I will buy one boy child and train him. Alternatively, I could ask Goat Baby if he wants to be with me. My Pet Partner!
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Baby Goat
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Baby Goat
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Goat Baby is having underwater ATV adventures with Jesus and my spider friend Phil.
… So I told him, it’s scientifically proven. All Phyllis’ have syphilis. He says, ‘My mom’s name is Phyllis.’ I looked at him, all befuddled n shit, then replied, “Well, if you’ve managed to live this long, be thankful she didn’t pass it to you during pregnancy. I just hope you ain’t been having sex with her, bro!”
Come hell or high water; I’m putting my first post on IG this week. If hellfire comes and high water follows, I should be fine, right? Except I cannot swim.
Did you do any Family Day stuff?
Have a week that is good, yeah!
Mon Feb 19
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