It’s the weekend! I wanna party!
Do you ever wonder what the world would be like if the Europeans set out to learn instead of conquer or what would happen if they never set out at all? So many scenarios.
Over the last few days, I’ve been flashing my uterus and filling my Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic Blaster cartridges with period blood balls – they explode in your face on impact and fire 10k rounds a second.
Cheers! To heavy flows, toxic feminity and blood!
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Jesus is on everybody’s side yes, except if you’re …
Onward, Christian soldiers
marching as to war
With the cross of Jesus
going on before!
Christ, the royal Master
leads against the foe
Forward into battle
see his banner go!
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I’ve had five bad experiences with previous potential dates and it informs my actions:
- that dog walker dude who I’m sure was married or at least living with someone cause he’d only talk to me when he’s outside
- that guy with the jacked up teeth. I don’t care how good you look, if you smiling and I can’t see your teeth, I don’t care how good you look; I’m passing you by
- that guy I went to meet at a bar that time and that muthafucka’s like fifty years older than his photo – I gotta request a video call before an in person date … and don’t forget, if dude’s not smiling
- that movie groper octopus guy who thought that when the lights went out my body was a grab what you want buffet. I move one hand another one lands and sticks somewhere else
- that other one who was off to a great start until we went to a bar downtown on like a fourth date and he had to much to drink and would not stop touching my ass and trying to kiss me while we were walking down the street
… and I still don’t do PDAs
I’m gonna go draw, do art, plus more death cleaning shit all while smoke purple kush – hoping it will knock me out and I sleep for more than four hours straight tonight. And maybe before I fall asleep – I’ll jump on my dating app and see what’s happening.
Fri Oct 13
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