Authenticity (Do You Have It!?)

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NO BLACK TRASH BAGS EVER!!!

🎶 La, La, La, La. Lucy, I want a trombone! 🎶

Holy shit yo! In case you didn’t know, there are tons of dating apps out there. Like holy shit! I’m appreciating hook-up apps because people are honest about what they want. (unless they have a partner at home who has no idea they’re hooking up.)

Truthfulness is a necessity!
Without it, you remove the other person’s agency
since they are making decisions based on inaccurate information.
Stop Pretending and Tell the Truth You Fuckhead!

A long time ago I knew a few men who’d say they didn’t tell me something because I didn’t ask. (garbage men they are – that why I not with none of them no more.) I suspect to meet lots of outright liars and truth-withholders on my dating journey.

NO GARBAGE OR BABY MEN EVER!

According to Dee, my generation doesn’t give thought to their relationship type – you were just always expected to get married and not cheat. These aren’t conversations people had and most still don’t. Great! I was born in the wrong generation. If you have trouble staying monogamous then you shouldn’t be in that kind of relationship.

I feel like a GenAfterZer. I’m right there with Glowbee! I haven’t seen her in ages.

Anyhow! Wish me good fun and massive amounts of luck! Getting lucky isn’t only about getting laid; or if it is, it shouldn’t be!

I’m still death-cleaning – I took all the shoes out of my shoe closet and I found a pair of Alexander Wang sandals I’ve never worn. I don’t know when I bought them but I not really feelin’ them anymore and summer is gone. I have a pair of shoes I haven’t worn in at least five years … Worse case I will give them to my sister.

🎶

… I think I’ll break up with my girlfriend
Cause when I say, “Darling, I love you”
She tells me that I’m full of
shhhhhhaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You’d think her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
shhhhhhaving cream …

🎶

I like men with beards, probably cause they don’t look like babies but they can still act it.

No more retail – unless something breaks or I continue growing out but I won’t. My weight’s been pretty stable the last several months – haven’t lost but gaining muscle – mostly in my sexy legs and core. My back’s gonna be sexy too – I’m training to do pull-ups. Also, I found my jump rope.

And if a big purchase were to die, like my 65″ Samsung TV, I wouldn’t replace it – I’ll just watch movies on my 17″ Acer monitor.

With Name That Tyrant 7, I’m looking where else for inspiration. This Friday’s artist date will be the Zine Library at Transac Club.