It still fascinates me that people can sign up for a writing course and bring nothing to write with. No pencil. No paper. No laptop. No tablet. No nothing. SMH+RME. “This is Writing 2 bitch! I ain’t tryna lend you a muthafucka, so don’t even ask!”
Last Sunday, we learned all about parody, and of course, for homework, I’m gonna create a script on something inappropriate that most people wouldn’t make fun of. I told Dee what I was planning to do and she looked worried and scared. LMAO – that means I must go for it! I share with you when done.
I been chillin’ at Dee’s this week – playing with Mia and drinking too much. This Friday we’re going to The Gift Shop! Dad’s suppose to come by at the end of September and stay for Canadian Thanksgiving. HooWoo!
I still don’t have a boyfriend! Not that I am officially looking but winter is coming and I kinda feel like having sex but I might change my mind.
Photos From The Balcony This Morning
My favourite are the clouds, trees and the mist.
ANSWER: Name That Tyrant No. 06.
Alright peeps! Without further delay, this round’s tyrant is …
Muammar Gaddafi.
The winners are primarily:
- American Republicans, and passive-agressive Whites who don’t consider themselves racists. They are steadily praying for Trump’s return so they can use the gallows to execute vigilante capital punishment type justice and make money on the side. Most identify as descendants of old folks who enjoyed a good lynching at the family BBQ but know it’s better to be a closeted racist with all this social media about the place.
- FYI: Certified American racists Whites, Blacks, and Hispanics, have their own means of obtaining goods via established supply chains. They don’t need a game show to get their hate on.
- Middle Eastern men eager to literally get their hands on the chickens and free teenage girls for personal and business purposes. Some may interchange use of the chickens and girls – we can only make recommendations on what winners do with their prizes.
- A few Nigerian Princes enquired about obtaining 11-year-old girls, but our sources didn’t have enough time to kidnap and ship them. We’re not saying “no.” We’re saying, “Not right now.”
- Up-and-coming oppressors worldwide want a copy of Squash Those Civil Liberties Like A Mosquito playbook. That gives us a clue about the future of humanity.
I am thrilled our winners see these prizes as opportunities to start a side gig and move their way out of poverty. Here at Name That Tyrant, we’re all about creating generational wealth by any means necessary. See here for a list of all prizes.
More ROM Photos
I may or may not talk to you again this week. We’ll see.
Finished a poem but the art work associated with it is taking forever. Hopefully, I’ll be able to publish before the weekend but I don’t have to give myself a deadline – and often my deadlines are way too aggressive.
Sleep rite!
Tue Sep 12
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