I am slightly intoxicated – some things may not make sense.
A long-time cow buddy was being bullied daily by members of his herd when out to pasture. I sent my ninja army to slaughter those cow bullies – now my buddy is alone but happy. If you have bullies who need slaughtering, email me: email@example.com – because some animals, humans included, need to be exterminated.
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I didn’t get the significance of the chainmail puffer jacket – maybe it is a physical manifestation of the baggage we carry?
Did I tell you I sat on my glasses? Now the right arm is bent funny, a little less than before cause I tried to straighten it, and it sticks in my hair instead of sitting over my ear. lol. I like it. Afros are also suitable for keeping spectacles in place when they’re bent out of shape.
Do you have friends you can borrow money from?
“Hey, ah David. Long time. Can you lend me thirty thousand pounds? I’ll start paying you back year after next, yeah!?”
“Sure. No problem. I’ll send you 50k right now. Keep the difference.”
I want friends like that – I’d also like to be that friend, I just can’t right now but soon things will change with me sex work. In the meantime, if you have liquid friends, you must share. I am your friend and by extension, your friends are mine too – introduce me!
I love that song – it was playing in my head when I woke up Monday morning. Then I had it on repeat before my 11:00 am meeting. All of Stevie’s songs are wonderful, I have a bunch of favourites.
🎵 Go tell it on the mountain. Over the hills and everywhere. Go tell it on the mountain, that Jesus Christ is born. 🎵 I’m gonna have another drink before I go do that!
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