Goat Baby’s Side Hustle

Microphone on stage with blue background
To raise money for his new idea
Goat Baby decided to trade my valuables on eBay
He also included:
- a cooking date with Bobby Flay, and
- wrestling with the giant, André

Goat Baby! What the hay!
You don't know Flay
And I'm pretty sure
André passed away
Take that site down, you clown
I'm not joking around

I need to raise funds
Imma be a comedian
A King of Comedy

Since when
Thought your thing was poetry

Nah! Poets don't make no money
I'm tryna come up before I'm dead dummy

Thank you, Sammi and Alice.

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