Needing help with my dating life
I seek out the blue-footed booby’s advice
He asked if I’m able to dance
Sure, I can, if it will lead to romance
Excellent. That’s great
Here’s what you do on the first date
Raise your feet one at a time like so
Turn around. Bob your head. There you go
If he doesn’t seem interested
Drop a few twigs at his feet
Show off your wings and repeat
When he joins in, you’re set
A partner for life, you’ll get
I have an inkling this’ll work
He’d better not be a jerk
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