… So I said, “Rin Tin Tin and Tintin are not the same person, stupid.”
Since Tintin is in the public domain, I’m very excited cause I always wanted to have sex with him, and now I can. And I’m on some Billy Idol shit.
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I also want to have sex with Billy Idol
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
You’re eyes without a face
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This is what sex deprivation sounds like. I’d like to have sex before the end of Jan, but I doubt that’s gonna happen. Eyes without a face, hmmm.
Would you rather have
eyes without a face or
a face without eyes?
I like having a mouth. Eyes only would be cool – Do I still have a head and a brain? I need my head with my brain in it.
Convo w/ Billy
“Hey, little sister, who’s your Superman?”
“Unfortunately, I don’t have one. And by the way, the floor is lava game makes no sense … If there’s lava on the floor, everything would be on fire or insanely hot; nothing you step on will save you. I don’t even understand how that became a game. What idiot invented it and worse, the idiots who play it.”
“Hey, little sister, what have you done?”
“There’s nothing safe, pure or sure in this world. I’d like to start again and have a white wedding with a rebel yelling. However, I am saving myself for Jesus.”
Internet Woes
Last week I switched my internet from Rogers to Bell, and on Thu Jan 2, I was having so many issues, Error 1202 No HSI Configured; after my second phone call, I decided to change my wifi password because my work laptop was sending me all these messages from eset:
- Cache Poisoning
- Mutiple devices with the same IP address
- Imminent attack
And in the process of adding a 29-digit alphanumeric password that my children are going to hate, I decided to change the name of my wifi network to …
BleachedButtHole
lmao. When I called Bell the third time during the troubleshooting process, the woman said, “I’m sorry, but is your network name bleached (long pause) butthole.”
Before I could answer, we both started laughing, and that’s when I realized saying things out loud before putting them in the world matters. It’s already out there; I’m not gonna change it now. According to Matt my wifi names are getting progressively explicity. That’s not true cause the last one was ZombieNinjas. I don’t know how I ended up with BleachedButtHole.
That’s my week. I hope you had a good one. Three days in, how’s your 2025 so far?
I found a site that has typographic posters; I’m gonna get inspired and up my poster game.
Fri Jan 03
Image by Luca Bisceglia from Pixabay
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