Here Skunky, Skunky!

Well! I got lost on my way to Monday Night’s Open Mic, but I’m still on for Bampot tomorrow, and at least I know where it is. I saw a skunk on the way home.

Question of the Day: Do beach bums have sand in them?

I came across B1 and B2’s profiles in the last two weeks – no regrets, and I don’t miss either one. More to say about that, but I will tell you another time. Don’t feel like getting into it right now. I’m a sapiophile – I’ve always known or suspected, but now I am certain. Someone asked me if I wanted to be fwb today. I said no in many words with an emphasis on Fwb vs fwB.

The act of intercourse really isn’t a big deal – I’m not saying I’m above having empty sex, but I’m looking for all the other important things – Sex is the bullseye, but there are all these other circles of happiness. I want it all; I’m not settling.

Now I want a baby cow!

By the way, some guys post photos of themselves with their better-looking friends; It’s getting to be as common as the mirror and pillow selfie. I’m gonna take that as advertising and start asking for introductions!

“Hi, Jim! Please give my phone number to the guy on the left of you in your profile pic with the graphic tee, perfect teeth, gorgeous beard, and come-hither eyes: 416.222.3456. Thanks. 🙂 Best of luck in finding your woman!”

Can I pet that cow!?

Mon Mar 11

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