Dancing Trees

Watching as the trees Undulate in the breeze What's that you're doing I say It was sweltering yesterday We're thankful for rain and belly dancing the heat away Do you mind if I join you in the dance? But … I'm only wearing underpants Come along with us Underpants aren't a must We'll introduce you... Continue Reading →

Duck, Duck, Goose

At first, I was the only one in the waiting room, then a lady came. Receptionist and she, that made three. You can't play Duck, Duck, Goose with three people!!! So I decided ... you know what, we are going to have to put patient care on hold for a moment. I got on the intercom, "Everyone.... Continue Reading →

Moon Pies

Got a text from an old friend letting me know he's on his way down from the moon ... I wasn't even done cleaning the kitchen when I heard a knock on the door. "Pies!" He shouts, pushing past me. "Hello to you too. They're on the table." Hating to watch him eat, I head... Continue Reading →

Opposable Thumbs

Since getting locked out the other day, I been trying to teach Zoey how to open the door … "Zo! When I knock three times and call your name, you gotta come open the door for me. Ok!" "First of all. For the third time. Rabbits do not have opposable thumbs. Secondly, I cannot reach... Continue Reading →


What do you know, it's Goldifro If your sister wants porridge we just sold the last bowl Hey Big Baby Bear My sister didn't send me She's still in juvie on several counts of burglary Sorry to hear I guess On second thought … That's probably for the best I'm here, you see, because when... Continue Reading →


The teddy bears are having a picnic Would you like to come with I have an extra ticket We can dance and sing Do the teddy bear swing Among other things Bears don't put on airs Unsquares And when it's time to eat We'll have salmon souffle Baked honeybee larvae Venison with blackberries Leaves and... Continue Reading →

Missfortune Cookie Digestif

... I figure since fortune cookies suck, I will create a more luxuriate adult-only version. Your Missfortune Cookie comes in a slim matte black capsule. Presented on a mini ceramic plate layered in gold leaf beside an elegant Luigi Bormioli Michelangelo titanium reinforced stem glass containing your choice of digestif. Sexy! After enjoying your drink and the... Continue Reading →

The Guardian

This is my watchbird! A California Condor … he also barks. I traced two images from the web using Procreate. Thank you original artists!Sam

Journal Entry – Mon Nov 30

It's almost Christmas. I'm gonna be 47 in 3 weeks 6 days, or 27 days, or 648 hours, or 38,880 minutes, or 2,332,800 seconds. Dee is playing Billy Idol's White Wedding. I told her to turn it up. Something happened at work today, but I will not tell you about it because I know I... Continue Reading →

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